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TOP 10 REASONS WHY IT'S BETTER TO PEE IN THE SHOWER THAN IN THE TOILET

10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.

9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.

8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.

7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down Economics without interruption.

6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower to do #1.

5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the shower to go might just ruin the mood.

4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the shower might just ruin the solo mood.

3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.

2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for me.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON!

1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with overflushing!

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TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT SAY WHEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T BE WITH

10) "I'm doing graduate school research on the difference between a ho and a slut."

9) "I'm in the last stage of a White House Intern Interview."

8) "I'm your local mattress inspector and this baby just passed."

7) "You've heard of sleepwalking right? Well, what about sleepscrewing?"

6) "Honey, I'm just insuring that we get our mail on time."

5) "I'm doing bathroom wall follow-up."

4) "I just became a Mormon honey..its OK."

3) "Don't come in the room...you'll interrupt the filming."

2) "HI honey...daddy and the babysitter were just wrestling to see which of us will get to play Nintendo with you and Daddy's about to win!"

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULDN'T SAY!

1) "All of you secret service guys just back up right now or I'll fire my weapon if you know what I mean!"

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