The Guestbook
Yes this custom designed guestbook is here for you! Yes you, the discriminating viewer, to add your unique opinions, insights and rantings so that I may feel important! How cool is that!? After you've been through the site, assuming you make it without violently puking or laughing uncontrollably, take just another minute out of your oh so very important lives and sign the damn thing.
About SumDummGuy
SumDummGuy's life in the fast lane! From his upbringing in Chinatown to dope smokin bikers, to the mafia, to being a small town grocery boy. Learn all about the man they call, "SumDummGuy!" In time, you'll experience fascinating tales and amazing lies true stories that give you important insight into the world of this amazing man! it might even scare you a little..
Personal Info
Here's the totally unfunny, completely real bio of the man behind the page! Can you believe this dork is from Indiana!? Nothing but corn out there! Well, corn and....well, um...nope, just corn. Anyhoo, this information could change at the drop of a hat, or it could remain the same. See, normally I like most of the things listed here, but every now and then I get the urge to grab a banjo, and a close male family member, and relive the classic movie, "Deliverance" over and over again! loads of fun!
Humor Pages
Here's where it gets crazy! This is the heart and soul of the whole site! The kit and kaboodle, the meat and potatoes, the skin and bone, the good, the bad, and the ugly of it all!
Listed below are the features I currently have on the site!
"Headline News"
Here's the way the news should be! Funny, zany, crazy, strange, and even a little wierd! Updated weekly! |
"Fun with Spam!"
This is where those annoying e-mail advertisers get what they deserve! It's payback time!! Updated weekly! |
"Funniest Top 10 on the Web!"
The Funniest top 10 lists around right here at SumDummGuy's Homepage! Updated weekly! |
And for a limited time...
Unless you like hearing grown men talking about dick jokes and poop!
"Psycho Babble!"
Witness first-hand the rantings
of two of the web's most deranged creeps!
This is why nobody
will talk to us anymore.
(warning: consent to reading these pages means that you do not hold the author(s) responsible for sudden uncontrollable fits of laughter.)
"Fun with Spam!" courtesy of "www.funnycrap.com"
copyright � 1998 Chris Kane
The Link Game
Come on down! You're the next contestant on, "The Link Game!" Test your attention span and question your own intelligence as you encounter strange, funny, and even helpful links from all over the internet! Try your hand at "point and click!" Some say it's not as easy as it looks! You can even get your own site listed on the show!
Awards
Eat your heart out at the rave reviews this site is getting! New awards are always coming my way because, let's face it, this site is kinda cool!
E-mail
Yep. This site even features a state of the art e-mail system! Now you, the viewer can send your own personalized e-mail to SumDummGuy! This part stands a good chance of not being updated.
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